*smirks* It pays to work your ass off and volunteer to work Christmas eve.

Not only did I get first choice of what day I wanted off next week (and yeah, I am not stupid-I picked the day after Christmas off), but I also got New Year's Eve and New Year's day off as well which gives me the whole weekend off.

Um, hell yeah, life is good. *grins*


P.S. Thanks to Norikins for my new icons! *squees happily*

Oh and I saw this on thesnapelyone's journal about a convo we had on AIM and had to paste it here as well so one or two others (and you know who you one and two others are *winks*) who would not have seen it there may laugh:

thesnapelyone:I am listening to "Milkshake" by Kelis.
killer_the_cat:LOL Hello, randomness. My old time friend.
thesnapelyone:Sha. It's me.
killer_the_cat:*pets* I know. They still have not found a cure for adult ADD yet, but I am hoping for one soon. *grins*
thesnapelyone:Until they start giving out the pills free it's not going to get any better XD
killer_the_cat:lmao
killer_the_cat:true
killer_the_cat:besides you will proabaly get distracted and forget to take them ;)
thesnapelyone:Get down, limitless night!
thesnapelyone:...Did it again.
thesnapelyone:You're right. Totally would forget to take them.
killer_the_cat:*dies laughing*
killer_the_cat:They need something like Depra, where they shoot you up once every six months, but instead of it being birth control, it can be mind control...... *is suddenly horrified* Mind control? God, I have been talking to Joe too much. *facepalm*
thesnapelyone:BEAST BLOOD!
killer_the_cat: *runs away, scared*
thesnapelyone: *giggles*
thesnapelyone: No fear, no sadness! Get down limitless night~!
killer_the_cat: Seek help.
killer_the_cat: Just friendly advice ;)
thesnapelyone: Appreciated. Randomness, my old friend. Advice. Random.. advice. *blinks*
killer_the_cat: LOL
thesnapelyone: *looks .. what is that word. when you have a conscience. ... repentant! looks repentant* It may be the sugar.
killer_the_cat: *falls over laughing*
killer_the_cat: Possibly.

As you can see my friends, Adult Attention Deficit Disorder is a real thing. :D Everyone please, help us find a cure!! Lmao

Feelin': Elated

This weekend is Massachusetts' tax free weekend. No sales tax on anything.

To commemorate this special, special occasion, I would like to humbly invite all the inhabitants of New England to kiss my pale, white ass.

Thank you and have a good day.

*plastic smile*

ETA: Unknowingly, I by proxy invited willysunny to kiss my ass. My dear, I am so sorry and you are exempt for the said ass kissing. *dies laughing*

Feelin': annoyed

My workplace and my asshat self provide much entertainment once again:

As many on my flist know, I was raised a roman catholic. At the age of 18 (much to my paternal grandfather's dismay) I chose to be an agnostic.

Today at work, there were four young girls soon to be nuns, in to pick up suits for their special ceremony. I was chatting one of them up for a while, asking her what they were doing and such. We got into this long conversation, because one of my high school friends back in Ohio was doing the same thing. (I think she is a full nun now). Our conversation was going well until the end:

Nun to be: Would you like be to pray for you and your family?

Me: *raised eyebrow* No, I'm good, thanks.

Nun to be: Oh. *several moments of silence before she walks off*

lmfao-I am such an asshole. The words just came out! I did not even think them through at all. I really need to think before I speak.

Dear People from other countries, visiting my store,

It is not smart to curse us workers of the world or condescend to us in your native tongue. Many of us may know your languauge. Just ask the french people who thought it smart to call me a rabid, American whore yesterday because I would not give them an additional twenty percent off on their purchases, thinking I would not know what they were saying. Imagine their surprise when I answered back in french that only the American part was right and I was neither rabid nor a whore. They seemed to not have any response but to stutter out an apology. *smirk* So remember; be careful what you say, because you never know who could be listening and understanding.


Sincerely,

Killer

*snerk* Who knew six years of french would actually be useful at some point.

Feelin': amused

I told Nori and Cameron, but I figured I would share this with the rest of you. My last customer was a transvestite. A very nice one with beautiful nails and hands, I might add. But his boobs were the biggest I have ever seen! (Even in porn!) They had to be at least triple E's. It was insane! They covered his whole chest and stomach.

And FYI, he bought a lovely pink dress that showed off his legs nicely.